iSnoopDogg.com Online Magazine Edition 8
BIZ 101: Who cares if a customer lies! If a customer buys! Customer is Always Right!
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💔 She told him “to stay away from the Bees!” Now she can’t “go and check on him!”
TURN THIS ONE UP IF YOU CAN!!!! Besides “God” another nickname of Clapton is “Slow Hand” Early in his career! When a guitar string would break! He would Re-String it and Re-Tune it mid show! He Would take his time. The crowd would wait! “Slow Hand”. Clapton did a blues album one time! Elmore James Original!
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BIZ 101: Two Things are real in this world! On Any Level! In Any Category! Sophomore Slumps and Power Trips! One has a low! One has a High! It’s important to recognize this in business! It may explain behavior of someone you are working with! Working For! Or an employee of yours!
Biz 101: “You got to give to get!” There is no position in Business that gets without giving! If a person who once gave! No longer gives! It means they are not Getting! For giving! This is the natural flow of business! This is where having a stingy boss or giving boss! Can affect your workflow! Which essentially affects your home life! In Business it’s actually the lowest man on the totem pole who is expected to give the least! The highest! To give the most! Biz 101: You Got to Give to Get! The more you Give! The More you Get!
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SXTH SENSE GHOST IN KITCHREN 👻 
So Here’s Haley Joel Osmont staying on his sisters couch while he looks for a new house. He got 4 Milllion in the bank. Got a little coked up and drunk on the mountain and stepped up to this dude he thought was a little to close to his sister! And he was in Sixth Sense so he’s a A list actor forever and he thought the person calming down the situation who worked for the lodge he was paying for shouldn’t tell him what to do so he cussed at them
If you know this couch your fucked up
TODAYS LESSON: CASH OUT YOUR BITCOIN! PUT IT BACK INTO THE STOCK! NOT MORE BITCOIN! BUT BITCOINS STOCK! ON THE NYSE! AND BET IT TO FAIL! TO DROP! SHORT IT! 
BITCOIN IS UP!! THE STOCK MARKET IS DOWN!!! FAKE MONEY WILL EVENTUALLY FAIL!!!! REAL MONEY WILL RE-GAIN VALUE!!! SHORT BITCOIN WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT!!! BET IT TO FAIL! GET BEARISH ON THIS MARKET! 
TRENDING!!!
YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY!! YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES!!! 
8th Inning! Chapel faces his old friend and teamate Birch during a perfect game. Earlier in the movie Mickey Hart has a baseball hit off his head! Chapel tells him “Don’t let them make a joke of you!” Chapels arm is burning! He thinks back to his dad! His girl on his mind all day! Birch hits a dinger! Hart comes through! For Love of the game!
Besides the Natural Costner has the three best baseball films of all time! Bull Durham, Field of Dreams!, and For Love of the Game!
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GUIDE TO BEATING GAMBLING: THE DOUBLE UP THEORY!: DOUBLE UP YOUR LOSSES! STRAIGHT BETS! TWO EQUAL BETS AT THE SAME TIME! HIGH MAXIMUMS! LOW MINIMUMS!! START AT MINIMUMS!!! IF YOU WIN ONE BET START OVER AT THE MINIMUM! DOUBLE UP ON YOUR LOSSES UNTIL YOU WIN!! IF YOU HIT THE MAXIMUM WITH A BOOK OR TABLE! CASH OUT AND HAVE OR FIND A HIGHER MAXIMUM BOOK OR TABLE AND DOUBLE UP FROM THERE! STICK TO FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL IN SPORTS. BLACKJACK AND OUTSIDE ONLY ON ROULETTE. ANYTHING THAT GIVES YOU A 50% CHANCE OF WINNING ON EACH BEAT! BE DISCIPLINED. TILT IS FOR BOYS!! THE LESS EMOTION THE BETTER!!! MOST BETTORS WHO PLAY THE AVERAGES ARE A 5O% BETTORS AFTER 1,000 BETS! BOOKIES WANT YOUR BUSINESS FOR THE JUICE! THEYLL TAKE YOUR ACTION! !! THEY LIKE 50% BETTORS!! YOUR JOB IS TO CASH OUT WHEN YOUR UP! CASH OUT WHEN YOUR UP! RESET WITH A NEW TABLE SPORT OR BOOK! DO IT AGAIN! FIND A LESS INFLUENCED TABLE OR GAME!!
YOU DO TWO BETS TO GIVE YOURSELF AN ADDITIONAL 50% CHANCE TO COVER A BET THAT HAS A 50% CHANCE OF LOSING!
EXAMPLE: 2 BETS: $1 and $1 1 Wins 1 Loses: NEXT 2 BETS: $1 and $2
WHEN IT COMES TO THE ACTUAL BET! PLAY THE AVERAGES OF UNPOPULAR TEAMS AND TABLES!! !! THE LESS ATTENTION AND INFLUENCE FROM THE PUBLIC THE BETTER!!
FOR EXAMLE: IN SPORTS PLAYING THE AVERAGES!! TEAM A PPG: VS TEAM B PPG EX: TEAM A PPG VS TEAM B PPG: 100 to 98
TEAMS PPGA TEAM A VS TEAM B : 85-78
100-98=2
85-78=7
TEAM A IS A -9 POINT FAVORITE!
IN BLACKJACK PLAYER EMOTION IS INVOLVED: PLAY THE AVERAGES BETWEEN YOU AND THE DEALER: THE OTHER PLAYERS ONLY AFFECT WHAT CARDS ARE ALREADY ON THE TABLE FOR THAT SHUFFLE! LESS PLAYERS THE BETTER!! UNLESS YOUR A SHARK YOU DONT KNOW THE NEXT CARD. PLAY THE AVERAGES BETWEEN YOU AND THE DEALER ON THE FIRST TWO DEALT CARDS. ITS GAMBLING YOUR GOING TO GET FUCKED!! YOULL FUCK THEM TO! BE DISCIPLINE!!
ALWAYS GIVE TWO POINTS TO THE BETTER AVERAGED TEAM AT HOME AND ALWAYS TAKE TWO POINTS FROM THE BETTER AVERAGED TEAM ON THE ROAD!! THIS WORKS FOR FOOTBALL AVERAGES AS WELL. MONEY LINES REVEALS WHATS VEGAS IS SUGGESTING. STICK TO THE SPREADS. STICK TO THE AVERAGES!!! CLOSER TO A 50% CHANCE OF WINNING THAT BET!
THE LESS PEOPLE WHO BET ON THAT GAME THE CLOSER YOU WILL BE ABLE TO PREDICT THE SCORE BECAUSE THE NUMBERED WILL BE CLOSE TO THE AVERAGES. THATS HOW POINT SPREADS ARE CREATED UNTIL THE PUBLIC INFLUENCES THEM!
ON TABLES YOU ARE CLOSER TO THE AVERAGE OF WINNINGS WITH LESS PEOPLE. LESS PEOPLE THE BETTER!! ROULETTE OUTSIDE IS CLOSE TO THE 50% WINNINGS!!
IF A BETTOR LOSES A BET IN A SPORTS BET THEY PAY A 10 % INTEREST ON THE LOSING BET. ITS CALLED “JUICE”
IF TEAM A WON!! “THE HOUSE” HAD A TEAM B THAT LOST TO COVER YOUR WIN PLUS THE “JUICE” “ THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS ON JUICE!”
EXAMPLE: TEAM A BETS $100 TEAM B BETS $100! TEAM A WINS! TEAM B PAYS “THE HOUSE” $110! “THE HOUSE” PAYS TEAM A $100!! And KEEPS $10 “ JUICE”
IN THE DOUBLE UP THEORY:: ADD THIS TO YOUR LOSSES! TABLES DONT HAVE JUICE! SPORTS SPREAD BETTING DOES!! ITS THE PRICE FOR A 50% BET! THE BETTOR STILL HAS A 50% CHANCE TO WIN ON THE POINT SPREAD BET!
HOUSE ALWAYS WINS ON JUICE! THEY LOSE ALL THE TIME. THE CLOSER YOU ARE TO 50%!!! THE CLOSER YOU ARE TO HAVING THE SAME WINNING PERCENTAGE OF THE HOUSE! MOST GAMBLERS THINK THE HOUSE ALWAYS WIN BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE RUN OUT OF MOMEY BEFORE THEY CAN WIN BACK THEIR LOSSES.
IF A BETTOR HAD ENOUGH MONEY THEY WOULD EVENTUALLY GET BACK TO 50%
DOUBLING UP YOUR LOSSES IS THE WAY YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK FROM PAST LOSSES WHILE WINNING YOUR CURRENT BET!
WITH THE DOUBLE UP YOUR LOSSES THEORY YOU COULD WIN ONCE TO “ THE HOUSES’” 10 X. YOU WILL GET YOUR LOSSES BACK ON THAT ONE WIN!!! AS LONG AS YOUR ABLE TO PLACE A DOUBLED UP BET YOU WILL WIN AND GET YOUR LOSSES BACK FROM THE LAST LOSS! PLUS THE PROFIT FROM THE INITIAL BET!
FOR A $25 BET YOU WOULD NEED $12080 TO WIN ON THE 11th BET! THATS LOSING TEN STRAIGHT BETS! YOU WOULD GET BACK 12095! IF YOU WERE TO WIN ON THE 11TH BET!!
Biz 101: When a lion is a cub its mother will wound prey so the cub can learn to how to kill. This can take up hours and hours for some cubs to finally kill its prey. This is how they learn to kill! 
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There’s this new trend going around! People saying $1 million dollars isn’t that much money 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I’d hate to see your face when you look at your bank account! A millionaire will tell you it is ALOT! Of money! That you can do ALOT! With! Go have your money pay for dinner in front of your girl!
New Rule: if you go out for drinks! Everyone drinks and eats as much as they want! You put your card in the hat! And whosever names gets pulled! You pay! If you can’t pay! Just whisper in daddy’s ear and tell him you need help and I’ll cover the tab 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. 
Netflix jumping into the “i” market. Jobs put it before Apple products; but when it came to taking an already popular word and putting them into the same category using the popular technological letter “i” that was yours truly! You looking at him! I made this market! I created a whole market from nothing! People are now buying into my market! Next. The big names will come wanting their “i’s” (4/17/25)
“Looking Good 👶 ! Love to 🌊 my 👶 😊 “ You say you ❤️ me now! But you got a fancy man on the side!” Real fast! I know you don’t got all fucking day! This guy Brian Jones started The Rolling Stones. He started the band by playing the blues. So much so when a disc jockey asked him on the phone what the name of the band was. Jones looked around his bedroom and saw a muddy waters record on the floor. A legendary blues original player. The name of the record. “Like a rolling stone” The band would later want to go more rock and mainstream. Causing jones to exit. Jones would die mysteriously at 27 and ironically enough almost thirty years later when The Rolling Stones needed to stay relevant and would need a hit to reemerge into the 90s. They would go back to playing the blues. With their original blues tune. “Fancy Man Blues”
You would probably know him through other musicians performances before his own. John Fogerty and CCR covered his “I Put a Spell on you!” Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison credit him for their on stage antics and mid song outbursts with screams and high pitch yelps! 
Politics 101: When you’re walking out the room and they ask questions and yell to get you to come back in. Keep walking! 
BULLS AND BEARS: In the The Stock Exchange! There are two main types of investing styles. Short investing or Long investing. If you bet short. You are predicting the stock to drop. If you are betting long. You are thinking the stock will go up! Short selling is also known as being bearish; or the bear market. This is because in short selling the stock goes from top to bottom. High to low. Similar to a bear swiping with his paw when he attacks. Long Selling is also known as being bullish; or the bull market. In long betting an investor is predicting the stock will go up! From bottom to up. Low to high! Similar to when a bull attacks with its horns! It’s no coincidence the Chicago Branch of the New York Stock Exchange is in the same City as two of the Major local Sports teams the Chicago Bulls and Bears! 🐂 🔝 🐻 ⬇️
“Buy High; Sell Low”-Warren Buffet
John Gotti has a few documented hits. All of Gottis murders were done out in public in front of people. A true Gangster. No fear! Before doing life he did stints here and there. Few years at a time! Gambino always got him a good lawyer. His first documented hit was in a bar! The guy was a dirtbag. It was to prove a point. A gambler that couldn’t pay. Gotti sent two guys in posing as officers! They asked the target to talk out back. Gotti sat in the corner. When the guy refused to leave the bar with the two men. They grabbed him. Beat him up and held him to the ground. Gotti shot him in the head. In a bar in front of the bartender. Then left. This was his first documented murder for Gambino! For doing this for Gambino. He was a made man for the family. He was given a piece for f their rackets and power to run a crew under Gambinos name!
It’s easier to predict a companies failure by its numbers then to predict its success. This is why Wall Street deushbag fucks bet companies to fail. They bet short! It’s called a bearish market! Bears swipe down from up when they attack! Wall Street lets the average guy bet on stocks to go up because they usually are wrong and lose their money. Calling them DUMB MONEY!! “Buy Low! Sell High!” -Warren buffet Warren buffet made his billions by shorting stock. Buying high selling low. He wants you to lose! There is no such thing as a giving wall streeter. They want your money! 
To buy one full bitcoin! In 2010! You needed $.003 cents. That same Bitcoin that costed .003 cents in 2010 is worth today 4/15/25 $83,819.98. A current profit of 83,819.977 on Each your individual Bitcoin! Keep your eye on the prize. Theres going to be another one! Always another stock.
Prediction! You’re going to have to wait a few years but when Trumps presidency is over! The stock will plummet! Short the fuck out of it! Bet it to fail! What goes up must come down especially if it’s not real money!
Trump is one of the world’s greatest marketers and salesman. He’s a Top fucking notch salesman. For some reason his administration has been pushing Bitcoin since his first election. He’s going to cash out when his presidency is over! He wants to be the richest man in the world! Thats why he got Musk working for him! This is how he is going to do it! Hang the fuck on! This rocket is going straight down to the top! 
Crypto explained: I’ll talk slow for you! Bitcoin is a form of Cryptocurrency. Cryptocurrency is Digital Currency. Digital Currency is an alternative way of payment using computer algorithms and technology. It’s not real money. Now! Pay attention. Bitcoin closed today at markets end at $83,819.93. (4/15/25 ) In order to own one FULL bitcoin! You would need that much money! Bitcoin is also pro rated! So! If you were to only have $5 dollars! You could still buy bitcoin. It would just be a portion of a FULL bitcoin. So if Bitcoin went up $5 from the time you made your $5 investment. You wouldn’t get a $5 return. You would probably get .05! Only! If you spent $83,819.93 and had a FULL bitcoin would you get a $5 return on your investment if the stock bitcoin was to go up $5 for example. So! The people who bought Bitcoin at $2 bucks a fucking pop! Are up big right now! Their up about $80 grand a Piece!
One thing Led Zeppelin was sued time and time again for was copyright issues. Once a song is written and recorded anyone can record a version of it. If their songs makes money. They have to pay the writers. It’s called copyright! Throughout their career Led Zeppelin was known for covering blues tunes and then renaming them as their own. They also did this by stealing the intro of Stairway to Heaven from a band that opened for them. Led Zeppelin is arguably the greatest Rock Band of all time! What makes them different from the Beatles is number #1 hits. The Beatles had 21 #1 billboard hit songs. Led Zeppelin had Zero!
Pam Bondi another great women for young ladies to idolize! 
A very Good woman for young ladies to idolize. Donald Trump Empowers women! 
“Buy Low! Sell High!”
Got you looking for Dick! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Before immortalized as enemies. Tupac and Biggie were the best of friends. Tupac Loved Biggie. When Biggie was new on the scene him or Diddy were small time in the industry. Tupac use to let Biggie open his shows for him for exposure. A shooting happened in New York! Tupac went to visit biggie. A couple guys jumped him, robbed him, and shot him! iTupac.com claimed biggie and Diddy were involved. The two would never reconcile. Two fucking legends. Sitting at a table. Smoking weed doing what they do best! Enjoy! This one is on me! 
Forgive me lord! I know it’s a commandment. I’ll go to church on Sunday and leave a big tip so your priest can live in a house I paid for! But God Damn God Damn! Kelly Clarkson looks good today! Them jeans! Fitting like a glove! 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐕 🐕 🐕 ☘️ ⛪️ 
Quick History Lesson: Before Americans brought it to America! Chinese Pirates kidnapped Japanese Boatmen. While holding them captive the Chinese made the Japanese teach them Karate! The Style of Karate Steven Seagal practices and has mastered is Japanese Style Aikido! An old Chinese secret. Combining your hands creates a circle of energy. A ball of power. Seagal is the closest thing to Bruce Lee in terms of displaying their style in movies through choreographed fights! He displays the circle of energy power punch by touching his left hand to his right bicep when he punches! “Karate Chop! Yah!” The spit after the knee gets me everytime! 
“If one more letter goes to this kids house! Into the fucking oven your gonna go! Anyone recognize A Young Paulie from Sopranos?!?
Wealth 101: if you have a 2 million dollar house and the people around you don’t. You are not part of the team. You will create jealousy and the current team will push you out in order to avoid a feeling a lack of success. It’s creates a ripple effect. It makes your team feel under performed especially ones you are younger then. This attitude may seem like you are putting them first. This attitude will make you rich! How does it make you wealthy? Jeff Bezos one of the richest men in the world! Says “the next one to be the richest man in the world will make money for everyone’s company while theirs makes money!” 
“Buy Low! Sell High!” -Warren Buffet! Sell High! Buy low! 
After being invited to Russia by their President Putin. Kraft was asked by him if he could try on his Super Bowl Ring! After putting it on Putin disappeared into his castle and never returned. In true playa and true high class form. Kraft welcomed him to the team that he owned and had a new Ring waiting for him in New England he stepped off his private jet! 
Biz 123: “I have been getting the red carpet rolled out for me since I was in college. I expect certain standards! I expect certain luxuries! I don’t visualize life any other way then having riches and first class life!” - Michael Jordan 
Consistency is for men! Girls just want to have fun! Let Daddy know when your hungry! He has his your plate of food ready! 
Biz 101: Wise men told me to bury enemies smiling! Let them walk themselves to the grave! I’ve changed few rules from their lessons! I don’t bury them smiling! I let them know with a gun in their mouth. I’m the man and they about to die! 
